Those who cannot shop, will not drop.

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss)

yourpatronuswillsaveyou:

asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

really

eggswald:

odumb:

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them

#i don’t have a ship i have an entire fucking navy

(Source: albrie)

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

mainframe110:

ascandalinreichenbach:

dark-inertia:

waiting4codot:

realifeshit:

wow THIS THO

Someday, I hope to actually laugh at these comics.

but seriously fuck people who think our generation had everything handed to us. we may not be first generation college students, but we’re paying double/triple what you paid for an education of more questionable quality. i’m not saying we don’t have it better, but we’re not as lazy as you think.

plus, a college education doesn’t mean what it used to. I know people who have degrees who are still working in retail because there are too many people who are qualified for the job they want.

People in older generations with no college education have 6-figure annual salaries because when they entered the work force, you didn’t need requirements out the wazoo. Not to mention my mother paid for her college education with a summer job.

(Source: a-golden-lasso-of-my-own)

mysteriouslikebluesclues:

But guys can you just imagine her as being the next companion 

with this bad boy

The Adventures of Fangirling Scarf Girl and 100% Done Sassy Motherfucking Doctor 
I like this combo 

runningtheremedy:

achievement-hunter:

The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

Praying for all my followers who are entering or who have entered finals week.

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK